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Sunday, October 5, 2014

'But wait, theres six steak knives' (TV and all it's a wonderall)'

And Stealing my work
Making me forget
With a prod
Splitting my mind
Like the biggest
of Bloodsuckers
on Earth
Some little chic
Roping her
with a great deal of spite
users, headache
God knows the world
The devil
The Saucerer
And the kid in tow
hijacers, jackasses
With baited breath
until you bleed me to death
and keep watch
with the little
Green man
Like the biggest
perverts on earth\
Piss off.

Saturday, September 27, 2014

Psyched Out. Congratulations you're giving me a nervous breakdown. No this is not the affirmation

It’s the adobe reader, readin’ my mind
It’s the gentleman teaser making me blind
It’s the psychopathic woman freaking me out
It’s the love handles bringin me down
it’s a well meaning relative bustin my arse
looking through the looking glass
It’s a scientific experiment
bullshitting me
Basically just bullyin’ me
it’s a madwoman with a lot of
nonsense going on in her head
It’s the German Nazis
fooling around
It’s someone I hate
Tripping me ova
It’s scate-board bitch
doing me ova
It’s the self-mutilating
matter of fact
That you all put on an act
to piss me off
and then react
It’s the home invasions
doing my head in
Why coulldn’t NASA
Just leave me alone
Just because I was stoned
You act like a harlot yourself
And you’re so good looking
How the hell is
The prolight going?
You say you’re a Christian
But you go out and judgeor you’re not one
Your a satanist or wtf eva
A Jew or an Orangotang
in the zoo
I’ve never heard of anything
So fucked up
As  the complete out of proportion
train wreck you’ve done
you cunts.
What on earth in the world in hell
do you think you’re doing
Being all intimidating
and hurtful and crazy
and mad
and fucking me up so bad
raving on about sad
LIke a complete lunatic loser
What have you done
I can’t believe how miserable
you’ve made me
Over that bloody Junkies
Stupid baby
God I fell down on my knees
and I bled then and there
Bled tears of sufferance
well woopie do da
You’re are?
Say, you fancy yourself a superstar
So youre James Bond
now and all souped up
pity the whole lot of you
don’t just go and get fucked.
Hot body, cold body
What is it you want
You’re not getting away
with being that much
of a cunt.
You come by here
you learn my rules
Because we’re sending you
Back to School
Dr Who
Vie are you spinning us out
With the electricity man
In my land
in my home
OK OK then
We'll a UN issue out of it
Celeste's way
gee, the talk of the trade
ain't you suede

Friday, September 26, 2014


The who's who and blah, blah, blah
the tax man, he goes to far!
Marylin her life is gone
Stuffed toys, left on the lawn

We don't know you
you talk too fast
You're meant to go
to the Catholic Church!

Te he he
More rum for me
in this room
of burgundy

Mending socks
the mission rocks
We should fly away
Somewhere far away

In the still of the night
what's your keep
in which position
Do you sleep?

Who goes there
What do you learn
What did you dream
What have you seen?

Overtaken on highway
Words and nausea
to buy some nautica,
to buy some time.

Photo Courtesy  of Gualberto107

Wednesday, May 7, 2014

Girl Without a Name

Why does it have to be so
It's just a head game and it snows
As I lay down on my pillow
And weep and you watch me in my sleep
Without enough for my keep
Whilst my best friend calls me cheap
And everyone lies and cheats
I've heard of that
Of people stealing a loaf of bread
And never coming back
I've seen you somewhere before
I've heard of a man who died
From aggravation of his life
I can hear them in my mind
And can't they be unkind
Why CAN"T you leave me alone
Everywhere I go you follow
Because you don't know
You just don't know what you're doing
You don't know where you're going
You don't know me
I could show you
But then you'd show me
So what am I supposed to do
Oh what have you done
So that I've come all undone
It'd be better to have a bong
And that you stole all my songs
And all my blood
For this man to have a dead fuck
Wouldn't it be half your luck
And doesn't life just suck
What with the Arian race
And the stress on my face
And even the theft of my lace
For goodness sake.

Saturday, April 26, 2014

My Star.

(Announcement) You know happiness is my star!
For so long I'd forgotten
So many things have gone wrong
So many people unforgiven

"Better to have loved and lost
Than  never loved at all"
Only got one thing to tell you
That I want more


Baby I want more
Wanna hit the dance floor
Want you in my heart and soul
Like I never have before

Are you walking out the back
Come on and get behind me Jack
All you want is to hop into the sack
Well it's giving me a panic attack!


Help  me chase the clouds away
Let us greet a brand new day
Get down upon my knees and pray
Do whatever that you say


So what'll it be Gus
You know I think
we'd better discuss -
Can you be the one whom I can trust?


So why don't you come back Stan
And I'll be doin' what I can
to make it better and better
Forever and ever.

Image courtesy of Niklaus Hunziker /

Thursday, April 17, 2014

Mouldy Bread

In the experiment from hell
To undo you
To bury your sex and poo poo you
to torment and dig your claws into

for nothing at all
you always want more
you walk through the door
you've kept me poor

God you've made my
heart so sore
I hate it I hate it
Here are some dogs on the lawn

And we mourn, ourselves
For all that we've lost
To your blood money
Trip us over on LSD

May as well dive in the sea
You look but you don't see
Oh Christ, just set me free
Give me some peace

Sunday, April 13, 2014

My Dear.

Tied to the tracks
Animated facts
Got a knot in my dacks

Maybe I can get
My Knight in shining armour
Maybe I can find my sense of humour

Some way of stopping
being such a loser
Here kiddo have a soother

It's looking as such you've put your foot in it
And feeling as though
I'e got a spook in here

We live in fear
Oh, oh, my dear
keep me near

Monday, April 1, 2013


Dark blue sky
if you could write private things
you could write
a love poem
about the moon and stars,
that shoot across the sky
fantastic comets
from heaven
in colours purple and gold
leaving behind them
A blazing trail
of fire
but it’s what’s left unsaid
in the dark quiet
in the park on a bench
bored maybe
thinking about
watching a movie or something
But sitting down at your desk
to write in your black book
things, things
even those you don’t want anyone to read
after all a diary
is sacred
Such as light.
perhaps the erotic scrawlings
of Celeste
are  best
left unspoken
at the bottom of some
dark chamber
then there’s the asylum
the head shrinks
stability and trust
never mind lust
and work is a must
you miss you fuss
you hiss you huss
you blush you shush
you walk don’t rush
Oh really I could go on
But I want it to be short
Few words to express
the simplicity
of fools.

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

The One You Love

Under the waterfall
I sit on a rock
Contemplating peace
You hear a liar bird
Crack in the bush

You see a kookaburra
he lets out a laugh
Why don't ye laugh a little
oh the joy to be outdoors
collecting pinecones and gumnuts

Taking plenty of snapshots
Eating Sardines and rice crackers
Listening to the silky silence
Swimming knee deep in love
Out here you know who it is

Is it Tristan or Brian
Or Katie who shows her panties
Or what father expects and mother holds dear
Hush take in the quiet serenity

Go off alone face yourself,
Take a moment to sun baske
Let nature soothe your soul
The one you've got to love right now
Is yourself.

Image courtesy of Michelle Meiklejohn at

Sunday, February 17, 2013



A point
the zone
Where I am feeling
right at home
in my body
rhythm and beats
where my mood
tastes like a peach
always learing
nearly dying
from this flying
dancing dancing and
with someone
that takes your fancy

photo courtesy of imagerymajestic